Death in Shakepeare!
(We love it though)
this actually makes me laugh so hard and its not even funny to sane people
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
I have now managed to pick a few options of monologues from The Scottish Play (don’t really want to jinx it, the irony is too huge) for my theatre college auditions. I thought I’d do Lady Macbeth (now I’ve said it) sleepwalking in act 5, but now I think I might do the First Witch from act 1 scene 3, about cursing the boat. Or the gatekeeper, but maybe not. They weren’t gender specific, which is good. Any thoughts would be appreciated.
Look at her phone omg
The shoes tho
i loved the 90s
cadet kelly premiered in 2002
everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004
Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.
2004 was the end of the 90s
do you ever realize that we spend our days hoping imaginary people will kiss each other
#I regret nothing